Woah! The nutritional info on this bottle just made me do a very expletive double-take. This bish is HIGH in calories and sugar. Not alcohol level high but gosh it’s getting up there. That makes me nervous.

Yes it’s true, I did once spew at Tempus Two in the Hunter Valley, but it had been a long day of wine tastings and so a tactical vom was required to keep me going. Such. A. Lady!

This is called a spritz, but there doesn’t seem to be any bead to it. But in the mouth it is slightly fizzy. Ever so slightly. I’d be hesitant to call this a wine, more a rosey, strawberry water. Its god damn sweet and syrupy. So full on. If you are after a strawberry sugar water, then this is the drink for you. I can’t finish the glass!

Rating: 5/10

Buy Again?: Nooooo

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